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Hello and WELCOME to the OFFICIAL homepage of the Dipshit Brigade, the world's most trusted consulting firm!! We have been in business since 1987 and have served clients all around the WORLD!!! Please sign our guestbook before you leave!!! :-)

Z$2.1 Septillion Value Delivered
38+ Yrs in Business
94% Client Retention
17 Global Offices
~~~ OUR SERVICES ~~~

◆ Strategic Advisory

High-conviction guidance from people who have already been paid. Our partners bring decades of adjacency and a willingness to weigh in on anything.

■ Operational Transform.

We assess your workflows and produce a 200-page deck for your team to implement after we leave. Results may vary. Binders included!!

▲ Market Intelligence

Our DSB Insights division reads the same reports you do and charges considerably more to summarize them. PROPRIETARY RESEARCH!!

◇ Change Management

We facilitate workshops, align stakeholders, and are generally unavailable when implementation gets difficult. Call us!!!

□ Digital Acceleration

We help legacy organizations embrace THE WORLD WIDE WEB through a process we describe as "urgent" and bill as "complex."

△ Executive Coaching

Our practitioners listen carefully to your problems and reflect them back in slightly more confident language. Only Z$500 Quadrillion/hr!!!

~~~ OUR STORY ~~~

DSB was founded in a Reno hotel conference room during a regional sales summit in 1987. Our original charter -- "move fast, invoice faster" -- remains the foundation of everything we do!!! Today we have 1,400 professionals across 17 offices on 4 continents!!!!

We serve clients who have either heard of us or been referred by someone who was satisfied enough not to complain publicly. Email us today for a FREE CONSULTATION!!

~~~ LEADERSHIP TEAM ~~~

Our team brings 22 yrs avg experience, 4 confirmed successes, and a deep commitment to the APPEARANCE of rigor!!

R.H.
Reginald Holloway III
Founder & Chief Executive
Reg founded DSB after a brief but eventful career in insurance. Described by colleagues as "decisive" and by clients as "hard to reach after contract signing."
P.C.
Patricia Clune-Marsh
Chief Strategy Officer
Patricia oversees DSB's "emergent" strategic direction. She holds an MBA from a well-regarded institution and has cited it in every meeting since 1973.
D.V.
Dmitri Voss
Global Head of Delivery
Dmitri ensures engagements are completed on time, within scope, or at minimum within the same fiscal year. Employee of the Quarter, Q3 1989!!
* * * WHAT CLIENTS ARE SAYING * * *
"We weren't sure what we were getting into when we hired DSB. After twelve months and three deliverables, we're still not entirely sure -- but the binders are very professional."
-- VP of Operations, Fortune 500 Manufacturing Client. Client Since 1991!!
*** CONTACT US TODAY!!! ***
DSB is accepting new engagements for Q3 1999!!
Minimum engagement terms apply. Outcomes described optimistically.
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