~~~ DSB PRIVACY POLICY ~~~ Last Updated: March 14, 1999 | Effective: Upon Posting IMPORTANT NOTICE: This Privacy Policy governs how Dipshit Brigade International LLC ("DSB," "we," "us," "the Brigade") collects, uses, stores, and occasionally loses information about visitors to this website and clients of our firm. By reading this page, you agree to it. By not reading it, you also agree to it!! ~~~ INFORMATION WE COLLECT ~~~ Information You ProvideWhen you sign our guestbook, submit a contact form, or send us an email, we collect your name, email address, message content, and any other information you voluntarily provide. We store this information in a file that Reg's assistant maintains on a floppy disk labeled "WEBSITE STUFF." Automatically Collected InformationOur website may automatically collect your IP address, browser type (we hope it is Netscape), the time of your visit, and which pages you viewed. This information is used to count how many visitors we have had, which is currently displayed on the homepage and we are very proud of it. CookiesThis website may or may not use cookies. We are not entirely sure. Our webmaster (Ken) says probably yes but he is not certain. Cookies are small files placed on your computer. They are not real cookies. If you are looking for real cookies, there is a vending machine in our lobby (Reno HQ only). ~~~ HOW WE USE YOUR INFORMATION ~~~ DSB uses collected information to:
~~~ INFORMATION SHARING ~~~ We Do Not Sell Your InformationDSB does not sell your personal information to third parties. We may share it with affiliated entities, partners, subcontractors, and strategic alliance holders as needed for business purposes, but we do not sell it, technically. Legal RequirementsWe may disclose information if required by law, court order, or Reg's attorney. We have received two such requests. Both were resolved satisfactorily (for DSB). ~~~ DATA SECURITY ~~~ DSB takes reasonable precautions to protect your information. These include a password on the computer in Reg's office ("password1"), a locked filing cabinet (key is under the mat; please do not tell anyone), and our hosting provider GeoCities, which we assume has security measures of some kind. ~~~ CONTACT RE: PRIVACY ~~~ If you have questions about this Privacy Policy, please contact us at [email protected]. Please allow 4-6 weeks for a response. If it has been longer than 6 weeks, please resend your email with the subject line "PRIVACY FOLLOW-UP (SECOND ATTEMPT)." DSB reserves the right to update this Privacy Policy at any time without notice, though we will try to remember to update the "Last Updated" date at the top. |