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~~~ JOIN THE BRIGADE!!! ~~~

DSB is always looking for talented, motivated, and appropriately credentialed individuals to join our growing team!! We offer a dynamic environment, challenging client engagements, and the opportunity to build something -- mostly PowerPoint decks, but still!!

"Working at DSB has given me the chance to fly to client sites, drink bad coffee in conference rooms, and nod knowingly at problems I am paid to not solve immediately. It is extremely well-compensated nodding."
-- Anonymous DSB Senior Consultant, 7 years at the firm
~~~ OPEN POSITIONS ~~~

Senior Consultant, Strategic Outcomes

◆ Reno, NV / Remote / Client Site (wherever that is) | Full Time | Competitive Salary

We are seeking an experienced consultant to join our Strategic Advisory practice. The ideal candidate is comfortable with ambiguity, proficient in PowerPoint, and able to produce 40–80 page documents that gesture confidently toward conclusions without fully committing to them. 5+ years consulting experience required. MBA preferred but not required if you can talk like you have one.

Director of Client Relations

◆ Reno, NV | Full Time | Salary DOE + bonus

The Director of Client Relations is DSB's primary point of contact for existing clients, particularly during the period after initial deliverables when clients begin asking pointed questions. Candidate must be resilient, diplomatic, and comfortable with the phrase "let me look into that and get back to you." Demonstrated experience extending engagements without clients realizing the scope has changed is a plus.

Junior Analyst, Market Intelligence Division

◆ Reno, NV | Full Time | Entry Level

Join the DSB Insights team!! Responsibilities include monitoring 14 industry newsletters, summarizing reports, converting publicly available data into proprietary-looking charts, and maintaining our subscription to three databases we could not explain in detail but which sound impressive. Strong reading comprehension required. Ability to use Excel "professionally" (=SUM formulas are fine) a plus.

Senior Administrative Coordinator, Executive Binders Dept.

◆ Reno, NV | Full Time | Benefits included

DSB's binders are the envy of the consulting industry. We are seeking a Senior Coordinator to manage our binder production pipeline: layout, printing, tabbing, labeling, lamination (where appropriate), and quality control. This is not a junior role. Binders are serious. The right candidate will have 3+ years of professional document production experience and an opinion about binding weights.

Webmaster (Part-Time)

◆ Remote | Part Time | Project-based compensation

DSB is looking for someone to maintain and expand this website!! Must know HTML, possibly some JavaScript, and have a strong aesthetic sense aligned with the current design (see this page for reference). Knowledge of marquee tags and blinking text is essential. Familiarity with GeoCities hosting environment preferred. Please submit a portfolio of sites you have made that look similar to this one.

~~~ BENEFITS ~~~

◆ COMPENSATION

Competitive salaries benchmarked against the median of firms we have heard of. Annual reviews with the possibility of raises described as "merit-based" and awarded at Reg's discretion.

■ BENEFITS

Health insurance (PPO, one plan option), dental (biannual cleanings), 10 days PTO (accrued), federal holidays observed, your birthday off if you remind Reg at least two weeks in advance.

▲ PROFESSIONAL GROWTH

Access to DSB's internal training library (3 VHS tapes, 1 binder), annual conference attendance (Reno or adjacent), and the opportunity to put "DSB" on your resume, which everyone agrees is a strong signal.