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~~~ DSB SERVICE OFFERINGS ~~~

At DSB, we provide a comprehensive suite of consulting services tailored to the needs of organizations who have budget and aren't entirely sure what to do with it. Our engagements range from four weeks to forever, depending on the complexity of your situation and the vigor with which you enforce contract end dates.

NOTE: All services available as bundled packages!! Ask about our "PLATINUM BINDER TIER" for maximum deliverable volume at competitive hourly rates!!
~~~ STRATEGIC ADVISORY ~~~

What We Do

Our Senior Partners bring 20+ years of combined experience across industries to bear on your most pressing questions. We synthesize information, facilitate conversations, and produce conclusions your team will find either validating or sufficiently abstract to act upon.

Typical Engagement

6 to 18 months | Z$280 Quintillion – Z$1.4 Sextillion | Includes: 3 stakeholder interviews, 1 off-site workshop, 1 strategic framework (proprietary), 1 roadmap document (PDF and printed)

~~~ OPERATIONAL TRANSFORMATION ~~~

What We Do

DSB embeds consultants in your operations for a period of weeks to months, observing, documenting, and generating insights. At project close, we produce a Transformation Report which your organization may implement at its own pace and discretion. We recommend prioritizing items from Section 3.

Typical Engagement

3 to 12 months | Z$190 Quintillion – Z$800 Quintillion | Includes: Process mapping, 200+ page report, laminated executive summary, follow-up call (30 min, scheduled within 90 days of project close)

~~~ MARKET INTELLIGENCE ~~~

What We Do

The DSB Insights Division monitors market trends, competitive landscapes, and sector data on your behalf. We synthesize public information into proprietary-feeling reports delivered quarterly or upon request. Clients frequently note that our reports confirm what they already believed, which they find reassuring.

Typical Engagement

Annual retainer | Z$60 Quintillion – Z$220 Quintillion/year | Includes: 4 quarterly reports, 1 annual synthesis, access to DSB Insights Portal (login provided upon payment)

~~~ CHANGE MANAGEMENT ~~~

What We Do

Organizational change is hard. DSB makes it marginally less hard by providing structured communication plans, stakeholder alignment workshops, and a toll-free number staffed during business hours (Pacific time). We do not handle implementation but we do handle discussions about implementation at our standard hourly rate.

Typical Engagement

6 to 9 months | Z$150 Quintillion – Z$600 Quintillion | Includes: Change readiness assessment, 2 all-hands workshops, communication templates, change dashboard (Excel), 1 retrospective call

~~~ DIGITAL ACCELERATION ~~~

What We Do

THE INTERNET IS THE FUTURE!! DSB helps traditional organizations navigate the digital landscape through strategic planning, vendor evaluation, and the construction of websites such as this one. We have helped 14 companies "go digital" since 1995. Eleven of them now have websites.

Typical Engagement

3 to 6 months | Z$120 Quintillion – Z$450 Quintillion | Includes: Digital readiness audit, technology roadmap, vendor shortlist, 1 pilot project scoped but not necessarily executed, Netscape compatibility review

~~~ EXECUTIVE COACHING ~~~

What We Do

Our certified Executive Coaches work one-on-one with senior leaders to sharpen decision-making, enhance executive presence, and reframe current challenges as leadership opportunities. Sessions are 50 minutes. We recommend two per month, minimum 12 months. Cancellations within 24 hours are billed at full rate.

Typical Engagement

12-month program | Z$500 Quadrillion/hr | Includes: Bi-monthly coaching sessions, 360 feedback summary, 1 personalized leadership framework (framed upon request for additional fee)

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NOTE: Brochure available by mail upon request. Please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery. To receive our printed brochure, send a self-addressed stamped envelope to DSB HQ, Reno, NV.